Ahoy, me hearties! I be the monstrous octopus pirate with a stargazing hobby, the Lost Coast Stargaze Witbier, and I’m here to take ye on a voyage ye won’t forget! With me skull and pirate hat, and me tentacles writhin’ like the kraken, I be the most fearsome brew on the seven seas.
Brewed with the finest ingredients known to man and cursed with the Belgian Wit yeast, I be the crisp and refreshing beer ye be lookin’ for. With a hint o’ sweetness from the rolled oats and orange peel, and the spice of coriander and Sterling hops, I’ll be quenchin’ yer thirst and satisfyin’ yer taste buds like no other beer can.
So come aboard, and let’s set sail for the ultimate taste adventure! Whether ye be a seasoned pirate or a landlubber just gettin’ yer sea legs, I promise ye won’t regret takin’ a sip of me, the Lost Coast Stargaze Wit. But beware, if ye cross me, I’ll be sure to release the kraken on ye!